What we should do...
It’s pretty fair to say America doesn’t have a good global image right now. Well this decade with Bush, er I guess you could say we haven’nt been all that popular within the last 50 or so years with the Vietnam, North Korean, or Iraq wars. Well we did alright near the tail end of WWII after watching Jews being exterminated like the grains of the cheese you get on your soup and...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1CvW38cHA&feature=related#t=2m30s We could never give up our weapons or defences because fear is part of our human nature. There will always be something in your head, nagging “What if my country is the only one who ends up giving up their weapons and investing in the good of the global culture? Or even worse, what if there is only one country left who...
Today, a door to door environmentalist came to my door. Normally I would make some lame excuse or tell them I don’t have any money. But this was a really hot girl with hypnoticly sexy eyes. And she new it. She opened her eyes wide and stared right into mine as she talked. I was powerless. I couldn’t focus on what she was saying at all. I ended up signing something and donating...
Will the next sequel be called Cisformers?
Just did Salvia for the first time...
Purple. Fucking Ridiculous.
THERE'S LIKE 10 FUCKING DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT
opmuh: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Wow that’s awesome, how many normal days left? bah-dum-psh
Def Comedy Jam
When I was 12 and first heard of Def Comedy Jam, the first thing I thought of was that it meant deaf musicians trying to play some instruments on the stage while everyone in the audience laughed.
Whatever you do: if you can get poeple to follow you, there’s probably money in it.
“A Martyr’s Trial” Old, old...
Barney = Jesus
Me: Dude did you watch Barney as a Kid?
Room mate: Yeah! I watched him everyday! Barney was like Jesus to me!